Guys, if you can, and even if it isn’t much, support the Guardian. They reported on several scandals other ignored (Homan square -illegal prison in Chicago-, torture by the military, counting the killed by police while no official stats exist, the Greenwald analysis) AND they follow up on issues (Flint, corruption).

Can your daughter eat manchego cheese? It’s a good alternative for those who are dairy intolerant, since it’s made with sheep’s milk.

Dontcha know... YOU’RE the racist for calling them out! They don’t see color! They didn’t even know Michelle Obama was black and YOU had to be racist and bring it up! Benghazi!

But! Exclamation! Points! After! Every! Sentence! Highlight! My! Sincerity! And! Totally! Credit! My! Position!

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

This. I don’t expect people to cater to my inability to break down certain foods, and always either eat before I go or pack something for myself UNLESS I’m explicitly told they *are* making something I can eat. I give a huge amount of props to my sister because she always makes sure I can eat whatever she’s serving…

I was vegan for a year and would have the equivalent of sex dreams about cheese. When I decided to go back to more omnivorous ways, I ordered a pizza and ate every last piece and got sick beyond belief and didn’t even care.

It’s definitely a thing in the UK, loads of us in London started doing it after Brexit in particular. And it works!

He’s already pulling back on things...so get ready to bludgeon him as not only a hatemonger, but a hatemonger without the balls to follow through on his promises.

*Matrols

Speaking as a POC, specifically an African-American woman, I chose to go out Wednesday and do my best to be nice to everyone. I wanted to NOT put others on the defensive and most people were very nice in return.

I can’t believe that I have yet to see any commentary that acknowledges that Brits call farts “trumps”.

I know I am not the only one who has spent the last 4 days blindingly drunk, but I actually called into work today just to specifically get crap housed again. I am a chef at a country club and I don’t know if I can make food for a bunch of Trump supporters anymore. I seriously don’t know if I can do it anymore.

I poop as often as I can, but then again, I’m an hourly employee

Everybody sharts.... sometime

Kimmy Schmidt here.

Picture lying underneath another adult, ready for a few minutes of sex. Then, you close your eyes; in the darkness all you can see is Trump’s withered, puckered lips.

Correction- not free. This will cost us all

Same, I’m so excited! Adams + Villeneuve = take my €€££$$

A movie that’s essentially about screaming into a void? I already did that this week for free.