Oh my God you are so right.

They’re both good at playing relatable characters, then they’re annoying in real life.

But who is going to apologize for the Passengers movie????

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

I’d like to see you try and qualify for Women’s Freestyle Skiing, Patrick.

No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

/Cracks a single glowstick in remembrance.

Never forget.

Exactly, literally any business that has advertising review would do exactly the same thing. Listen, I’m not ESPN fan, but am I exactly supposed to be outraged over this?

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

Shouldn’t we wait until five minutes after the free agency deadline to evaluate this?

Homie looks like he should be selling Spectrum subscriptions

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

I’m going to use this place to talk about the new diet coke ad.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

No shit. On top of that, if you’ve ever met a highly qualified engineer then you’ll know that:

“The hyperbolic character of his assessment”

Is one of the earliest and surest signs of engineering qualifications. Every talented engineer I’ve ever known speaks about technical subjects, especially quality problems, in a…

Shhhh he said something negative about Tesla and we just can’t have any of that now can we!

The hyperbolic character of his assessment leads me to wonder how long he’s been familiar with mechanical engineering