he pleads not ghillie.

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

Another Twitter user said he’d located a Patriot site in Yemen.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

Get an uglier 4runner with a V8 instead

Polite perhaps, but I’m not sure I’d go as far as professional.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

In that moment, I turned into She-Ra.

He was probably taught to dress by the same guy who taught Trump how long to tie his ties and how big to wear his suits.

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

I would add that one thing this article did do for me is make me resolve to have a movie night at home regularly. Dishes done, phone off, lights dim, snacks at-the-ready. Because one thing a theater has provided for me is a mostly distraction-free environment unlike my usual at home movie-watching habits. And I would…

Smorgas all the way. Fight me in the comments.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

No joke, and no point either, apparently.

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

Zoom Zoom in Peace.

COTD.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real