I enjoy confusing diagram/graph purists.

Well, now we know why GM wants the mid-engined Corvette.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Katie Ledecky is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than any Olympian has ever been in any event. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Usain Bolt is at running the 100. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Michael Jordan was at basketball in 1992. Whoever gets silver and…

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

Are you reading this, Pulitzer committee?

It doesn’t seem like this person is failing to stand up for herself, she’s struggling how much to police the behavior of a person her friend loves but to whom she feels no particular loyalty out of concern for her friend. This seems like a very valid concern to me and I’m sorry you disagree!

Exactly! Economic necessity forced our hands, then suddenly we realized that our cars don't turn to dust at 8 years and 100k miles...like they did in the 70s and 80s :D

The tdi sales also correlated very highly to the Jetta/Golf wagon, as you might expect, so I'm partially wondering if the Cruze's lack of wagon will fail to meet the Venn diagram requirements of a typical Diesel buyer. And you had better believe that almost every Diesel buyer uses a Venn diagram. (EDIT: Tom McP says…

The Aston is in entirely too good of condition for Tavarish.

I don’t know man, a lot of jalopnik commentators that own cars with these transmissions thought they were in park too. It seems like it's not that uncommon.

A Jalop is never satisfied.

Unfortunately, Nakamura failed to notice his policy was with the Lloyd’s of London, Ohio.

But when you are putting a deposit down on an allocated product that is basically as close to being yours as possible. Some dealers even lied about allocations. That is a bigger story IMO.

Personally I don’t think “treat your most enthusiastic customers like crap until they actually take delivery of the car” is a great customer service policy.

Exactly. That’s all I was trying to clear up: you measure torque and rpm, and you calculate power.

People are terrible. Life is pointless. Nothing matters. This world is a lost cause full of hatred and woe. We’ll all die eventually anyway.

Half these guys look like they've never ridden a bike. I thought it would’ve been a more Specialized group.

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