In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.

Imagine if Penn State simply hadn’t commissioned the Freeh Report.

JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT PLASTIC GAS TANKS

It was the mayo and banana sandwich.....don't lie.

Yeah I know how you feel. I too hate it when other people have fun doing something I don’t personally like.

Still easier then changing a head light bulb on a new car.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

*Pic-a-nic

Anytime you offer a choice to people — like which restaurant to visit — offer two options. Instead of offering A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I and J, offer X or Y. This can be within the context of “nearby” or Mexican food, etc. too many choices never helps.

The obvious answer here is a scheme of injuring yourself on the table saw and then suing the landlord for leaving it there.

What’s weird is that someone admitted to it. I’d never do something that stupid to begin with (realistically this is comparable to texting and driving, if not even worse since it takes even more of your attention), but if I did I think I’d at least lie and say I swerved away from a bunny rabbit or a squirtle squirrel.

Krugman. You fucking pulled Paul McDouchnuts Krugman.

Here, too, the question is who would want to pay the millions of dollars to raise the tracks a couple of feet? To accomplish this, the grade of the tracks would have to changed on both sides of the trestle, probably for several miles. That would require rebuilding all trestles in Durham. And NS would have to shut down…

I need a zero turn lawn mower !

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

“But it looks like the (motor)biker here didn’t appreciate it. That or he’s just terrible at keeping control of his bike.”

Torch, you could have my odometer reading any time.

100% the driver’s last thought before the roll were either:

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.