How did you recover?

...and that was something that I didn’t know and I’m upset now. 

Saab Sonnet

so we can make shit go faster than it did stock. next question?

I can’t buy a car from anyone that puts a space in front of a comma. CP.

Clearly.

I took it seriously.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

Dude in the white helmet here. Did not expect this to end up on FP [or Jalopnik at all for that matter] when I saw the edit earlier. That is AWESOME. There are some videos of the actual crash floating around I may have to try to find one to post.

I’m gonna chime in with some fun facts from my time as aircrew on a military transport. Pilots do indulge in lots of distracting time passing activities when on autopilot during cruise periods of flight. Movies on tablets, laptops, or portable DVD players were not uncommon, reading books was a staple. The difference…

The driver should have been watching the road.

Counterpoint: Dude is being completely upfront about how dangerous it is and trying to cut his losses.

I wanted to write out a long response to your post but really, I only need to say one thing.

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

Ferrari’s double wing from 1982. It was done as a protest to the super ground effect Lotus 80. It didn’t really work and the car was banned, but it was definitely weird.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.