So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

So it's just like the real Bible.

News flash: this is not a news website.

Ok. How the fuck did he change his shirt in a crowded audience?

... Or a lesser woman's...

That scene was hard, but the hardest-to-watch rape scene ever is from Irreversible.

You can argue it was cheesy, but it was the dramatic climax of the whole film and therefore very necessary.

There's this scene in Attack of the Clones where it cuts to Anakin and Padmé walking down the street on Naboo and Padmé is all like "After my term being Queen ran out the new Queen was like 'Hey gurl, wanna be a senator and stuff?' and I was like 'K' so now I'm a senator and stuff."

To be fair... The whole movie is pretty ridiculous and stupid. But this particular bit is still emblematic of how misguided Schumaker was.

Hell yes! Fuck this tiny universe crap. How is it that in of all the aliens of all the star systems of all the galaxies of Star Wars, all the important characters from the first trilogy just seem to bump into one another (often literally) in the second, lesser trilogy? Answer: Lazy, shit writing.

NO. The alien bursting from the Engineer at the end made me almost violent.

I love the Santa Claus chimney thing. I've decided to go with...

This angry rant begs the obvious question, why are you even here? If you think the show sucks, then why are you following new episodes of it? Genuinely curious because that is not the behaviour of a well-adjusted person.

You really can't believe that this was bad writing. Stop trolling.

I will say to you what I've said to other people that mention this...

I felt a great disturbance in The Force. It was as if millions of geeks cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Oh, I dunno, because innocent people died?

They also need to come out with Kingdom Hearts 2.5 in the states before this releases. I haven't played any of the portable KH games besides Chain of Memories on the GBA. Hopefully somehow they can redesign the games to play on console and not cop out and make it just cutscenes like 358/3 days (even though I heard…