Sickening, heartbreaking, shameful, disgusting, horrible, abhorrent....there just aren't enough words in any language to describe the defense used by the lawyers. This shit makes me want to drift off into oblivion.

I want this to be a fake joke so hard, but the realization that companies (or at least the people in charge of their ads) are dumb as fucking bricks. Which is an insult to bricks because they are useful as fuck.

So. Much. Win.

I know right? Who would want to have fun and spend a day with people that share the same hobbies, like fitness and football. Fuck that shit sideways.

2002: No one watched Firefly.
2012-Present: Everybody claims to have watched it twice, recorded it on their Tivos, bought the DVDs, and watch it twice a month.

A show so popular no one bothered to watch it.

What voice to text program are you using?

It must be a good one since it can recognize your muffled voice with your head so far up your ass.

I'm glad you used LOST in your comment, without lambasting its series finale. That finale, like the Sopranos finale pissed off so many people and I never understood why. I really loved LOST's ending and I felt that the ending was great.

Don't even bother replying to this guy. His comments are the exact thing Alexander is rallying against. These are the people that need to be ostracized. Fucking angry for no reason and dismissing a legitimate argument because her example is too mainstream. He's trolling on full blast and should be put on time out.…

Step 1: Make fun of Nintendo.Step 2: Secretly and shamelessly copy them.
Step 3: Very very quietly, brush it under the rug and burn the house down when it eventually fails.
Step 4: Deny deny deny.

Up to $40 for a weed emoticon to show the world how much you love the sticky icky?

I would definitely play that hypothetical game that she presented at the end, but it would have to come from a trusted developer. Most people don't take chances, which is why we'll be playing Call of Duty/Halo-style games until the end of time.

After playing Bioshock Inifinite, I think 2K/Irrational could make a…

Came for all the "She should stop being such a sore vagina" comments...was not let down. Keep on keeping on, Kotaku comments.

But YouTube comments are a cesspool at best.

His show on HBO is phenomenal!

Just here to post this:

It's because Bateman is a member of the Illiminati. You must have missed the memo.

I saw Basquiat after Shaft and I swear to God, I thought Wright was a Latino, lol. He pulled it off ridiculously good. He; like most of the actors; was great in Syriana.

Great list (mainly because I agree), but that you put Jeffery Wright up their is fucking awesome. He doesn't get enough recognition and that makes me a sad panda. "Basquiat" is just powerful. People never understand why I get excited when I see him attached to a project (yes...even in "Lady in the Water," but that…

And who made you or people like you the gatekeeper to all things games/music/movies? Who are you to co-sign/acknowledge/recognize what someone defines themselves as? If someone wants to define themselves as a gamer because they like Halo or Ico or COD or Fez, let them. They don't identify as gamers because "Oh Ehm…

Great video! Him constantly lifting that 10lbs. dumbbell was hilarious.

What do you call 10 million One Direction or COD fans at the bottom of the ocean?

You know the rest.