They've had commercials for books since at least the 90's.

A JJ Abrams lense flare joke AND a Reddit reference?? You must be one cool dude. :)

"Blah blah blah Abrams blah blah Lens Flare blah blah blah ruins everything blah blah blah Lens Flare again..."

I'm going with my old standby:

And it's all dudes. I think you picked the wrong car Travis.

Waiting for just the right moment to grab you and pull you into his van.

Dealing with other peoples opinions is a major bummer man. Sounds like tough work.

I'm willing to be a dollar that there aren't many people who like you because you go out of your way to find reasons to not like them.

Yeah man, I know a LOT of friends who refuse to even step foot in a comic shop because when they're not being stared at by the employees (usually in a "what are you doing in here?" manner) they're treated shitty by unprofessional employees who'd rather be left alone to read their comics.

Congratulations on maintaining the stereotype I guess?

Could you please write out a list of the things that it's okay for me to enjoy so I don't annoy people that work in comic book shops? Thanks bunches.

What exactly was nasty about my comment? You bragged about ridiculing someone for something they were interested in, specifically when you were working in a service position. You seemed proud of both being a mean, judgmental jerk, and of being a terrible employee. I pointed this out. Characters like Randal Graves or…

I'm not gonna lose sleep over it. I tend not to concern myself with the opinions of edgy, judgmental Randal Graves wannabes.

People can't like what you think is garbage?

Pretty dickish, mate.

Sounds like you deserved it. Service like that is why comic stores have the terrible reputation that they do.

I have a different take on the character of Riddick than everyone else I've ever talked to. Everybody disagrees with me on this. But I say that if you judge Riddick not by what he says, or what other people say about him, but instead judge him by what he does, he's not an anti-hero at all, he's a classical hero. He…

Ugh. Misses the point in so many ways.

That actually is a really good idea, and I wish that Bane or Talia had referenced that as a throwaway line before they died.

You forgot one: