that song should be marked NSFW, rich.

a Goop colonic.

Mystery to me. I’d sooner learn to master the art of elegantly lounging than learn where to get a Goop colonic.

All sex scenes in my movies are precisely choreographed

In my fanfic he does.

has anybody read the books? does he die?

Looking forward to seeing how this ties in to the new Universal Monster Universe.

yes thank you i wish they would just kiss

I knew that quote about her only eating salmon and capers was baloney.

Best final THREE ever. What a thrill to watch them.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Not always...

Ok we must have posted at the same time!! This verbiage is so fucking bizarre to me. Of COURSE they are close- they are mother and child and that’s how it is supposed to be!!! WTF planet do these people live on that it’s of note to have positive family relationships???

They don’t mistake him for her boyfriend because she has his face. She’s a lady Ryan Phillippe.

DREAM RENEE KARDASHIAN.

I just posted this for someone else, but have you ever tried D-Mannose? I’m probably going to have someone tell me it’s bogus, but I stand by it!!! I used to get a UTI every month for a long time, and I was finally able to break the cycle with this stuff. It doesn’t work for every type of bacteria, so I have had a…

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Yes! I died laughing back when she ran out of there, her cape flapping in the wind. I imagine she was trying to get a running start so she could take off into flight.

I would have rather to have a gay husband who were my best friend and eat all the stuff I cook without complaining that my shitty ex-husband from real life.