That’s his O-face as well, I’d wager.

Still better than Lars Ulrich ...

I could see some School House Rock thrown in. School House Rock is amazing. And this is no snark. I truly hope she got to experience the joy of School House Rock.

I have no idea what Laurie Hernandez’s homeschooling was like. I do worry about fields where the requirement to succeed at a very young age means that kids are training full-time with so little time left over for academics that they’re almost assuredly getting a sub-standard education. It’s particularly troubling that…

To be fair she was given this history lesson by Val.

Goodness I cringed when she mentioned bra burning. She and the other pros are better at dancing by leaps and bounds, but I would crush them all in Trivial Pursuit.

good lord Marsha was annoying. I figured it would be her or Lochte to get the boot.

They don’t have knees on that bottom image. Photoshop of horror just in time for Halloween.

HOW WAS MAUREEN NOT KICKED OFF LAST NIGHT?! For real, how was she not even jeopardy?

Who is this guy? WTF.

How upset do you think my husband would be if I threw away his great gransmother’s freaky ass porcelain faced doll that is presently in my living room? Cus I’m about to do that even though it has done me no harm.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

When I was little it was just my mom and I in this tiny tiny house in a small town. I have a freakishly good memory so I can clearly see the layout of my tiny room (which was the laundry room from the previous owners). It was long and narrow, with just enough room for my crib against one wall and a window…

My good friend-let’s call her Jane to protect her identity- told me her ghost story last year, and since then it has been confirmed to me by several people who were around at the time. It took place back in the late 90's when she was in her early 20's.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I have many paranormal stories but here’s one.

Into it.