I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…
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But Olivia reads books. Olivia is so smart and deep and intellectual, not like Those Other Girls who just want to paint their nails and form friendships with each other.
Last night, the Bachelor became the best comedy on television, and the actresses knew it. Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with someone about your relationship in a hurricane while your hair (now one big knot) blows constantly in your face? How could Emily have kept a straight face and not laughed…
The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.
Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.
The reason I love the Québécois is that they aren’t afraid to let their freak flag fly on parade, with Céline as their grand marshal.
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Although I prefer Patti LaBelle’s version of Diane Warren’s hit—it’s in the right key!—this is my favorite of Celine’s songs, mostly because of how she hits those vamps at the end.
I always show up to defend Céline on Jez comment boards. When I was a kid I was in a choir and performed on many Quebec awards shows and telethons where I met Céline. She was unfailingly kind and patient with any child who approached her. Glad to hear that didn't change when she hit the big leagues.
I have two Celine Dion stories:
1) A decade ago, I taught a young man whose family owned a house on a lake somewhere up in Canada. One day during class, this young man wrote a short story about the fact that, one day, Ms. Dion and Mr. Angelil walked up to his front door, knocked, and told his parents, “If you ever want…
FTR my theory is that his armpits chafe.
My friend applied for a job there once and said they handed her this really difficult test about feminist literature. She’s read a lot but said most of it she’d never heard of. I love that they actually have experts in books working there!
Fast & Furious, too. The first one. If you liked Blue Crush then I might not have to explain liking F&F.
On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.
Kris hated that Range Rover makeover. Or, maybe I’m projecting my reaction, because that is just ugly.
“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.
I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.