Kattan

I may or may not have screamed YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME at the screen when that reveal happened, getting the looks of the entire theatre

Bless your heart.

I am dealing with this and I don’t know how to handle it. Men who I thought were halfway decent have said some of the dumbest things and then gotten mad and doubled down when I pointed out why it’s a problem. How am I supposed to live with these beings when they all, ALL are this way?

Feminism. Diet Feminism. Caffeine-Free Feminism. Cherry Feminism. Feminism Lite. Feminism Clear. Vanilla Feminism. Dr. Feminism. Extra-Whitening Feminism. Feminism Classic. Radiant Super Plastic Unscented Feminism.

Open relationships, the magical unicorn of the internet.

Same. I, like Madeleine, am an idiot. Also, I think I’m quite literally (no sarcasm) addicted to this shit.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Now her Love Tank is just a burning garbage fire.

During the reunion for the lone season of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami

My reaction to all of this:

Would appreciate .gif of her ostentatiously “shakily” drinking from a glass because she’s so “upset” about the news ...

I imagine B will be more like this:

Does this mean Luann will move back in with Sonja? I would like to see a spinoff based on their adventures!

Yes.

—How babby form?

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

My favorite bout of “press stunting gone wrong” was that ill-fated and ill-conceived Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill pairing.

*Harry Potter jingle*