I wrote some pretty embarrassing fanfic of my favorite band when I was in high school and I appreciate the art of smutty fanfic especially the ones that insert themselves into a story like the perfect Mary-Sue (this is basically the premise of Twilight and 50 shades) and write hundreds of chapters... that’s creative…

I think I was underestimating the fanaticism of these fans.

I don’t know what I feel weird about, that there are still die-hard twilight fans and that RPatz is talking shit about them.

i’d love to see the “God of Death” sending home these chumps one week after the other.

Also, while Peter is talking like a normal person and saying he may not be ready to propose, he’s definitely gonna be ready for marriage as the next Bachelor backed with a couple more zero’s in his bank account and some sweet Instagram sponsored ads.

Glad this video was posted here, because as they were having that boring ass conversation I was texting my friend about how I think Cate Blanchett is perfection in the new Thor trailer and missed why Rachel was crying.

yeah, you’re right. in my defense, English isn’t my first language and the word “buff” would have never crossed my mind.

never underestimate the power of teen girls

I’ve been fascinated by the events of Dunkirk since I saw Atonement (an obviously very romanticized version of the actual horrific reality) and I just so happen to think that Harry Styles is really fucking cute. I was excited to see this movie because of Dunkirk, but seeing Harry was fun too.

Loki IS a teenager trying to go goth in the 90's

Loki needs an appointment at Benefit’s Brow Bar because that brow color is BAD

JE T’AIME CELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m being dramatic, I’m all in for fresh local produce and supporting smaller farms. There is a farmer’s market near my apartment in Chicago every Sunday and it’s a total baby/dog shit show and my general anxiety about being in large crowds and walking slowly behind people is just a bad mix for me.

I said this yesterday that I could never trust a man that goes to a farmer’s market every weekend, however, I would let Peter handfeed me honey sticks and artisanal pickles.

I can deal with a lot of reality tv trash, but for some reason THIS and the way that they exploited Dean’s toxic family relationship last night really bothered me.

just kidding. i’ve already read it and watched the movie. derp derp!

I don’t even need to read Eclipse or watch the movie now. thank you.

I just posted that meme and saw it was already there. classic

Only Sonja could make her pubic hair sounds like a finely groomed yorkie

I loved last week’s classic line