Glossier is all over this shit

I’m down with that, he was charming, funny, charismatic and just seemed like an overall good guy.

At this point it’s just a matter of time until she picks Bryan and Peter becomes the next Bachelor. Bryan is too early-2000's “hot” to be the next Bachelor, Dean is too young and I can’t even count Eric because you would never see a Bachelor that didn’t come from a privileged and upwardly mobile background.

I was poor (minimum wage was only 5.50) and my parents refused to help me fund my school dances, for my Junior prom I wore a strapless black dress with pink polkadots and pink tule that was on sale from Forever 21, very appropriate for a 16 year old in 2004.

Gotta be careful with the use of STD, Gonorrhea is an infection not a disease.

I know... it makes it sound like the Pink Trap House is the epicenter of the HIV epidemic. This is an important community and potentially life saving outreach event!

Drunk Dorinda is as good as Season 4 drunk Sonja. Carol is all of us when she talks about how she loves Dorinda when she’s “like this”

me too, i was convinced that he was just attainable enough for him to be my boyfriend

Honestly, Fassbender on Fassbender homoeroticism will be enough for me to go see it

what is up with that creepy bald guy in all of her Vegas shows?

i hope my darkness comes out clutching onto my IUD

I would also fail at this challenge.

Justin Bieber is giving me some Chris Brown-esque vocals without the bother and drama of Chris Brown, which is truly the most ideal way to enjoy Chris Brown.

I don’t and will NEVER understand why the industry is still giving him chances. Is it because the industry destroyed him?

I saw a “soap show” in Thailand where women were washing a participant to that song. It now holds a completely different meaning.

There is no question, Wolverine is not circumcised.

I watched this episode at work and was crying like a big baby, the details are so fucking horrific. I’m glad that she used her show to tell her story. The casual “Kardashian” couch-hang convos are essential to KUWTK!