Laurie is an amazing dancer and performer but you can tell that she’s getting the DWTS red carpet treatment. She performs a JAZZ number to a Michael Jackson song, she would have not gotten perfect 10's doing a Viennese Waltz to some obscure Cirque show. Oh wait, that’s what Vanilla Ice had to do as he followed up…

I thought the same thing.

Amber apologized to Julienne and Julienne just looked at her with this smug little look like “Uh Huh, you apologize to ME”.

I retell that story almost like it happened to me

My roommate currently has a bunch of home brew aging in the basement, he also makes his own cheese! A real Dave Franco-type!

I also watched Easy in a weekend and enjoyed seeing my local spots on display (“Hey, that’s local celebrity Paul McGee!”). Swanberg’s Chicago is the Chicago of the upwardly-mobile and educated with some capital to pay $12 for tiki cocktails.

Gonna be interesting to see how the comments affect her scores next week, we all know that Julianne’s bro, dark overlord Derek, is a producer on the show.

It’s crazy! They keep treating Amber’s body as a commodity with the choice of dance/costume/editing (like when Kym Johnson asked her to twerk and Amber was clearly very uncomfortable or making her do a salsa to a song called “BIG BOOTY”)

as long as it doesn’t creep to the shoulders like a hair tshirt

so weird

Fuck the wood clowns, those Donald & Hillary masks are gonna give me nightmares from now on.

AHHHH!!! WHY!!!!!! I was telling my BF that my toast had a “soggy bottom” just this morning! I’m not interested to watch Paul judge without Mary.

I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything as much as Tyler Henry’s dry mouth.

I don’t know what Robert Downey Jr. did to his face, it looks like stretched latex.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my Teva’s and I love lounging around my apartment in my Uggs during the freezing cold winter month, but no. No. No.

I enjoy the spectacle, as Derek Hough yelled at the Ryan Lochte protesters “This is a safe, happy place!” - which is true, most of the tmes.

I wish Jake T. Austin would have stayed longer, I didn’t know I needed beaded pubes until I saw Jenna’s sexy cat costume.

I was just thinking the same thing!

I was talking about this album just last weekend, I think it’s pretty good and always have!

Yeah, I’m still experiencing Britney’s moment when she realized that Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay.