Gawd, what a steaming pile of garbage.

#JLEB

Did anyone else notice how Maks was talking about Amber’s body? Amber doesn’t have a brown rice and vegetable dancer body! I’m looking forward to see how her unabashed sexuality and feminism clashes with Maks’ conservative masculinity.

From the moment that Laurie was announced partnered up with Val, I knew she was the winner this season. America loves American Heroes and middle aged women love Val.

I’m thinking, Rick Perry has made decisions that could negatively effect lives and people are freaking out about some stupid frat boy. While I’m over our culture protecting the bad behavior of white male athletes, that was just stupid. As Maks said, “Find them in the supermarket... or something”

I’m just wondering about his extreme obliques

WTF is going on here???

Great to know that the average age of women on this list is 27

But... how am I supposed to ever believe in love???

I was just about to post that

Part of me understands why Kylie is dating Tyga, I dated my fair share of mid-twenties Myspace fuckboys when I was 18 years old. The other part wants to pull a Cher and tell her to SNAP OUT OF IT, you’re wasting your makeup empire money on someone who’s holding on to fame by your taped-in extensions.

Kim was always rocking the pregnancy lqqks

Let’s be real though, are we ever gonna see a 35 year old, dog-loving, Silver Lake aging hipster Bachelorette? Doubt it!

Drake everytime Rihanna calls him up for Nobu & chill:

The most interesting about Ben are his big face moles, which I suspect are one of those dark areas that are filled with a 20 year old ingrown hair.

Ben is like a bowl of buttered, overcooked spaghetti noodles. Everything about him is just so fucking bland.

Her fans want her to do well and stand by her, but in reality, it’s way easier to be a Beyonce fan, love God herself.

Watching Ariana’s pitchy struggle with a stationary bike and Britney, that sweet girl, not knowing how to hold a microphone and then seeing Beyonce bust out a 15 minute medley on a gold microphone while dancing her ass off, I’m just like, she’s untouchable, perfection. Bow Down.

Gawd... WHAT A P.O.S! I hate how Hollywood protects Woody!

I know, I hate how he’s still capitalizing on their relationship. We get it! It was the teen dream relationship and she broke your heart... 14 years ago! Cry ME a RIVER!