‘Tis real. This was some nonsensical stunt for trucking representatives

Yep.

Literally the first words in this article is a quote from a black hockey player

Seriously. One cup of coffee in the morning per day and the author is experiencing withdrawal symptoms? Yeah right

[looks at the screen name] Man, these bots are getting better and better every day.

There is someone in the comments of the Mike Trout article today dying on a hill to defend his point against this guy. Good job for not falling as far as he did...

He’s doing the same thing in the Shohei Otani comments.

Your commitment to the persona is commendable.

This guy gets humor. lol@everyone not getting it.

You’re the white whale for this guys bait. Nice job.

Not to be an asshole, but how hard would it have been for two grown men to fight off an emaciated 100-pound cat?