Franken/Ferguson 2020!

Call it what you want, it is about keeping bad people (with bad intentions) out of country!

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*appreciative snort* I feel like you are trying a theme here with the news... hmmm.

Actress Amber Heard and rocket ship builder Elon Musk went on another one of their weird dates to see Al Gore’s new climate change movie, An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power

I know a lot/too much about the British monarchy. The problem was that Diana and Charles got married the way the heir, and those closest to the heir, always have. Queen Elizabeth didn’t even allow her own younger sister, Princess Margaret, to marry the man she wanted to. Charles did not want to marry Diana, and absent…

I think Frears was overly kind. ‘Elizabeth’s’ constant refrain “we have to take care of the boys” struck me as a limp excuse for what she was really feeling. She despised Diana, and there was NO Way, they were going to stand by and watch Diana marry an Arab man. Diana’s death was not an accident. 2 hours to drive 3.25…

“Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?” - Charles, 1994

I don’t think Charles ever stopped his relationship with Camilla. Diana just refused to suck it up.

This man is a fucking thin skinned coward. I sincerely hope the Press goes through with it, using the most awful mock-up dummy of Trump they can find, sitting on a chair.

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

“Denied access” is a joke, really, only slightly less of a joke than Spicer’s briefings have been. Being denied the ability to ask questions he won’t answer isn’t a big deal.

I dunno... The NYT has been ripping pretty hard into the Trump administration. What are they supposed to do, post Trump’s picture on the front page of every issue with the headline “This Fuckstick Is Fucking Hitler, Ya Dumb Shits”?

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

I am totally that girl who might be needy slash silly enough to call her partner “mean” for falling asleep after sex. I have a soft spot for Kelly Ripa for some reason.

Hey, guys. I know I just normalized a legit monster by having him on my show and humoring his awfulness. But, now, in a turn of events that have nothing to actually do with me (but, let’s be honest, everything revolves around me), his career has now taken a downward turn.

Bill Maher has been a garbage person for two decades.

no one can be mean after something if they are unconscious. I sleep.