Of all the things to risk your life for...

Cars bring people together, especially us here at Jalopnik. It’s also encouraging to see communities stick together in challenging times.

“Let me spend 50k to buy and insure a car that I will never drive and will have to keep pristine for it to *checks notes* still decrease in value.”

The problem is, the pilots have no way of knowing just how bad the damage was. Maybe it’s just a big mess, maybe it damaged a hydraulic line, or downlock, or would jam up and freeze after 3 hours at altitude and prevent the nose gear from extending. Much better to return; especially considering Chicago is a United…

Damn, so Chinese EVs are affordable because the country’s government invested in making clean transport accessible to its citizens? How evil. I’m so glad we don’t do that here, outside of the billions in subsidies for EV retooling (https://www.energy.gov/articles/biden-harris-administration-announces-nearly-2-billion-s…

1. Typing out “Boeing 737 MAX” every 12 seconds in this article just makes it plainly obvious how badly you are trolling for clicks.

My flight out of DC nearly hit Elon’s ego at 40000 ft

The longstanding “out of sight, out of mind” philosophy of rocket launch is unsustainable, clearly.  And while it’s tempting to think of SpaceX as having solved it with their reusable first stages, they really haven’t.  They’ve only mitigated it a tiny little bit -- and their vastly increased flight rate more than…

Sure, but how was the wifi?

I don’t understand any of these ass kissers.  What’s the point of having F-U money if you’re not willing to say F-U?

Buying access to Trump is not the same thing as actually using it.

It is a bit of a gamble on Musky’s part, since Cheetolini’s affections are fickle. Bezos could show up, kiss the ring, and give the grifter an even bigger hunk of cash. It’s also entirely possible/likely that Bezos is less annoying to have around than Musk. But Bezos is still going to have to proverbially book his …

Seems ol’ Jeffy is a day late and a couple hundred million short of commanding Donnie the Con’s attention at this point.

Can read just fine, and fully agree on the Audi fail.  I guess that’s where I was going with my comment. Sales notwithstanding, I still don’t understand why Audi’s vehicles are considered less compelling than old ass Teslas. Maybe I’m not familiar enough with Audi’s latest EVs to know how they fall short vs. Teslas…

I saw a documentary on the incredibly rigorous test to be a London black cab driver — The Knowledge. People spend years studying for it — essentially, you have to become a human GPS.

Under which conditions may a driver transport a dead body?
- the passenger is a member of one of the recognized “five families.”
- the passenger is a member of any New York based crime syndicate.
- the passenger has a weapon.
- the deceased had it coming, you know what I mean?

Being a server was probably the hardest mentally job I had.

A lot of people have terrible taste and lack intelligence, look who the new president is. 

Na thats just the fascist party line “Im doing it for THE PEOPLE”.

“Instead, Bezos says Musk is doing his work in space for the betterment of people, rather than himself:”