And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a weird automobile. And you may ask yourself "why won't this damn thing start?"

Don’t do it!

“Hunter’s pardon” and “Kamala” will be two of the main excuses neo-nazis use in 2027 when the economy is still flat.

Build a wall.

Until you breathe it in, where those alpha particle get a straight shot at our non-cardboard lined lungs. About 21,000 per year get a taste of that sweet nothingburger (and wish they hadn’t).

Radon is also not the same thing as radium. Unlike radon, your body treats radium as though it’s calcium, which means it stores it in your bones where it never goes away.

Of course DeSanctomonious did. He had to because he had already taken the bribe...uh, “loan” from the phosphate companies and cashed their check.

Florida-man is already kinda a deranged feral mutant, I don’t see how it could make them worse.

We tried 

Working class voters when they realize the billionaires they voted for are pursuing policies that benefit billionaires over the working class.

And because of their weekend civil war we now know that Adrian Dittman on Twitter is Leon’s sock puppet account.

/rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens script about a young man who has a bicycle accident on radioactive road and becomes the superhero Road Rash.

I like how the EPA literally couldn’t wait another month before approving this.  Cause we’d expect this with Trump’s EPA. 

I really want the Confederate States to secede before they destroy the rest of us.

Don’t worry, Trump will change his mind on this, when he discovers it’s not the popular take from his adoring fans. Then Musk will offer him a half-billion to reconsider, and so he’ll flip again (and cash that check). Remember — he used to be “TIKTOK is the DEVIL! BAN IT!” and now suddenly he loves it and wants to…

The Diesel maintenance regiment which you described is similar to my dads 81 Chevette diesel back in the 80’s and 90’s. Regular oil and filter changes along with fuel filter replacements and just one timing belt change kept it going for a mostly highway 200k. It regularly got around 50 mpg which for a cruder and…

I drove a 2015 Chevy Cruze diesel as a company car, purchased it, drove it, handed it off to each one of my kids, it’s on my third adult child. It was an expensive car, but I got a deal on it, about $11K of the list. The torque was amazing.

I took a hard look at getting one of these a number of years back but a little internet research revealed that the engine was problematic, so that ended that.

Gasoline models were known for that , these are known for 52 mpg

The cruise with the gas engine is one of the worst cars ever produced.  How does this stack up compared to the gas in terms of reliability?