I wanted to go to Milan in August, but Boopsie, here insisted on Monaco, so... Monaco it is! Anything but the Hamptons... I think I’d swim out to sea if I had to spend another August in the Hamptons! Isn’t that right, bunny?

Money can’t buy taste.

I wish Courtney Loveseat would shut the hell up. Scary to think he could be a heartbeat away from the big boy chair if everything goes belly up in November.

Wokeism is what killed DeSoto!

I know that it was a completely fake story about Vance and the couch.

The tariff is hardly the magic fix these fuckwits seem to think it is. I recall US soybean farmers losing their biggest customer after Trump tried to play the trade war game with China resulting in them having to be bailed out by the gov’t to the tune of $28 billion. They must think Americans are idiots, or are just…

He’s the poster child for botched plastic surgery. If he shaved that beard he’d look like your aunt. 

I heard she’s the reason they stopped making eight tracks. #VeryTrumpFacts

She’s the reason we no longer have Packard or Rambler. She killed Gommora and Black Widow. It’s because of HER that you have to pay extra to get a combo burrito at Taco Bell. My dog use to be happy until she saw Kamala call Donald Trump a poppy butt and now she won’t eat. She makes to sun go away every day at 7pm. I…

New full size Range Rovers still have them! They are great, although I really only use the tailgate for a tick inspection on my dog after long hikes.

It’s the year 2040.

There’s a new grille with an LED light bar that runs the width of the front fascia. Like most luxury vehicles now, Lincoln says this light bar does a sequential dance on approach, lighting from the center outward in a feature called Lincoln Embrace.

I had to climb over someone on a flight from LAX to Auckland. It was insane that he didn’t wake up - I tried talking to him, tapping him, straight-up shaking him - nope, he was facedown on his tray table, basically comatose, for more than half of the 13-hour flight. Meanwhile I took an OTC sleeping pill with two…

I’m 100% going to wake them up or climb over them before I hold it for 15 hours. Not sure I’d make it more than 5 hours before I’m getting out of that seat.

Blinding blue LED headlights and gunshot fart can mufflers 4evah!

Bicycling is the last pure mechanical form of racing we have.

i’m with ya, bryan. i’m still bombing around on my ‘98 cannondale with caliper brakes. don’t fix what ain’t broke. I’ve yet to not be able to ride because of a brake or derailleur failure, but it’s a guarantee that if I start adopting parts that need charging, I’m gonna miss rides for lack of battery charge if not…

It’s absolutely hillarious that Shimano’s semi-wired system is the one that’s vulnerable and SRAM’s completely wireless system is fine.

Save the manual shifters!

I’m a cyclist and I refuse to be forced into using electronic shifting. I have the latest Campagnolo Record 12 speed disc brake/mechanical shifting gruppo on my 2024 Pinarello. The shifting works great and it’s got no batteries that have to be charged and that will be impossible to find replacements for in a couple of…