When I was 20-years-old I drive 21 hours straight to New Orleans stopping only for fuel. Three days later I drive 21 hours back once again stopping only for fuel. The thought of doing something like that makes me feel ill. No wonder my parents thought I was crazy. 

Ford stopped selling the base-level, 2-door, Brono with a manual. Eff Ford.

VW should just give us GTI and R wagons for $30K and $40K respectively and the world would be a good place. 

Yeah, it’s expensive but the gas savings... uh... never mind.

“I need a big vehicle to take my kids to soccer practice. Who cares if I can’t see anyone else’s kids in the parking lot.”

I’m with you. I’ll run my DuraAce 11-speed mechanical groups as long as I can but now that Shimano has gone full electronic in the top groups I suppose I’ll have to do Campy 12 on my next road bike.

Looks like a car that would be driven by a person who would be insufferable to talk to.

He still wouldn’t lose a single one of his voters. 

When I was growing up my neighbor had one that looked just like that. Same BRG with those wheels. Even as a kid I thought it was the most handsome sedan I had ever seen. Especially with all the garbage that was still out there from the late 70s and early 80s.

He’d be digging through his stolen docs to find it. And if he can’t, he’d have to call Putin to see if Vlad can find it in his provided copies.

Because there is always a chance that some Texans will not have power today, effectively shutting off their cable and Fox “News”, and they might accidentally stumble across some reality on their phone to find out that Dear Leader is a Huge Liar.

“And everyone clapped. And men, big men, with tears in their eyes, came over and thanked him for saving a beautiful helicopter, a helicopter like has never been seen before, from crashing into the liberal, trans, California hellscape, that I and I alone can save you from”.

Aww man, I hate it whenever that happens to me.

Drunk drivers find a way to continue drinking and driving. According to the FBI, the average drunk driver will drive under the influence of alcohol more than 80 times before being arrested for their first DUI.

“Go touch grass” is the new “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” in terms of original comments.

It will go from sitting in someone’s living room to sitting in someone else’s garage. 

WTF isn’t wrong is probably a shorter list. 

In the late aughts I came close to buying a perfect, 30K mile, garage kept, Suzuka blue S2000 for $20K. It’s my only “damn I shoulda bought that” car.

I used to put mine completely in my Acura Integra. But MTBs have gotten huge since then.

VW has been making these for a while now. The issues of 10-15 years ago are not an issue anymore.