No, I did not miss that. I was just pointing out the spoiler. And like most SUVs, 99.9% of the off-road models will never be driven off payment so they might as well have the spoiler too. And I don’t call myself a “car guy”, (or motorbike guy, or alpha male)... because it’s silly.

Nothing says rugged SUV quite like a front spoiler with 4" of clearance and a desktop monitor on the dash. I’m not a Toyota hater. I’ve had three Runners. I’m just disappointed as they have had twelve years to release this and it’s just not as cool as it could be. I’m sure they’ll sell very well. 

Yet many will vote for one. 

It feels that way but the list price on the Forester XS I bought 20 years ago was over $22K.

Too bad you can’t roll down that iPad on the dash.

“Check out this disaster that killed people. Hey, maybe I can get Arizona Ice Tea to send me some tea? Now let me just add some shitty music... Ah Perfect!” 

So, a gold Acura hearse that is actually a GM. What’s not to hate?! In all fairness, I like the color and I almost like the wagon-like profile. Just make it a damn wagon (and make it yourself, Honda!)

How can Nissan not see that the IDx is the car that could save what is left of their reputation? Hell, if they don’t make it someone else should just steal the design and make it.

When I see these questions and it is an 80s or 90s Japanese car I look for the shot showing the shifter. While some with a manual are ND, let’s just say that EVERY one with an auto is an “auto” ND. With manuals many of these cars can be fun but autos from that era are just a drag. They would be fine transportation for…

Whatever it is it shouldn’t have giant rims with no sidewalls. A pox on Chip Foose for what he does to cars. 

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! 

Jesus people, you all complain about lack of interesting car colors and the best you can do is a bunch of blue cars?

And I still question the first part of that.

The E-Class used to be such a great looking car.

Had one. Bought it new even thought I thought it was ugly AF. Probably one of the reasons I sold it six months later because it was great otherwise (except for being larger than it should be). 

“Sadly, this was satire decades ago, and now it sounds like a happier time when political arguments didn’t automatically lead to both sides calling each other Nazis.”

I come here mostly for the comments. No comments... no Jalopnik.

The videos do not do justice as to how large this bridge is. It’s just that the damn ship is so damn huge.

Too bad that only the company will be paying instead of the boss who will probably sue if he is fired.

I’m glad you are proud of your niece. And I’m sure she appreciates that you aren’t her “a-hole Trumper uncle” that she has to deal with at Thanksgiving.