The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.

Gotta start in the minor leagues. First NYC, then Boston where traffic signals are a suggestion, and one-ways only indicate the direction a car is facing when it’s moving.

This is a cute take.

The number of punny names for hair cutting places only barely eclipses the possibilities for tank stores...

This is my weekend car a ‘76 spider, I rebuilt the engine about a 1000 miles ago, it’s got Koni sport yellow shocks with matching springs, weber carbs and a bunch of small little stuff done to it. I’m planning on a rollbar with harnesses and bucket seats, 8 inch wide tires, probably some more engine and suspension…

there’s no way the speed in that video is 115 mph

http://www.historynet.com/embattled-banner-the-convoluted-history-of-the-confederate-flag.htm

Poor Subaru.

I’m sorry that I made you so mad that you wasted your time writing all that.

Holy smokes 250k miles on an Evo! Hey send us an email to tips@jalopnik.com there might be a story here.

Yeah?! Well your mom wears combat boots.

She still hasn’t worked out what a rim job is!

I mourn the Lightning.

Not with McRae behind the wheel.

That’s a bullshit answer from someone who has apparently never driven on ice.

(I live in LA, but went to school by Lake Superior at Michigan Technological University and grew up outside of Ann Arbor. The roads here don’t turn to “ice”, you’re just a shitty fucking driver)

PUT. THE. PHONE. DOWN.

I was able to buy my dream car, and I drive it every day.