AVC drops this, and yet GJI lives on.

Um, excuse you, that's "QUEEN Elsa" to you, peasant.

Upvoted for a fellow 100 Grand fan since almost no one I know has ever heard of the darn things. I just converted my husband to the Delicious Side last week. Now he wants to buy up all the bars when we go grocery shopping this week.

Monday to Friday?

On the plus side, guns tend to appreciate in value the older they get. So if you're not the type to hold onto inherited nostalgia (and you're not going to destroy the firearms), you might get some decent change for them. If they were worth $2K each (no idea, just spitballing), that might almost cover the price of a…

God, I love me some Gorillaz. Been listening ever since the beginning. And although there have been songs I wasn't crazy about, the only "bad" experience I've ever had involving Gorillaz didn't directly involve them. It was three stoner morons* on IRC back in the early 2000s, insisting that I could never "fully…

You, too, can be a killer hero—just add guns! It's the American dream.

The one I remember in particular was The Little Mermaid that ended with her death after she refuses to murder the prince.

Like my neighbors!

Even the Master Sword in A Link to the Past benefited from a few upgrades!

Having played StarCraft I/II, Diablo III, and Heroes of the Storm, I think your sentence is Blizzard's entire business model.

My husband loves using voice commands with his phone. I love to grab it when it's unguarded and unlocked, and burp into the Google voice search function, just to see what comes up. It's about how I view anyone who uses voice commands, but is perfectly able-bodied enough to press their own damn buttons.

The number of really inventive puzzles and challenges has decreased
sharply, replaced by situations where it's just a matter of having the
right gadget on hand and not being too stupid to deploy it.

As if I needed another reason to hate Chryslers. One of our neighbors has a Chrysler Crossfire with a faulty alarm that goes off 24/7…but usually at 2 or 3 AM. I Googled a while back, looking for a potential solution so I could leave a note on the person's car in case they didn't know they had a problem. From the…

I was reading through this thread, praying someone would make this comment.

"Sandwish."

Excuse you, Fing-Longer is a GREAT name!

This reminds me that one of my favorite NPC conversations in The Elder Scrolls Online is two elves arguing over the pronunciation of "quay."

I always pronounce GIMP as "Why the fuck does it take you half a minute to start up on a solid-state drive?!"

Wow, I'd forgotten how dark Knight Rider got towards the end.