I will never forgive the 90s for taking the adventure-themed, sci-fi/fantasy, wacky Saturday morning cartoons of my 80s childhood, and replacing them with one slife-of-life, middle-school-days series after another.

Yeah, but how many CD's are you purging from your collection, you stride mutha, you?

And I need to stuff my face!

I was a baby and it was somehow okay for completely strange old ladies to just come up and kiss me full on the lips out of nowhere.

Kendra, a barista? MIND. BLOWN.

It was an…"interesting"…experience. One I don't intend to repeat!

(Thanks for your reply! It's always good to know that I can [usually] count on the AV Club regulars for calm, rational discussion, while the rest of the world is arglebargle-ing at each other.)

I don't hate her or anything like that, but my friends who support Hilary have the DUMBEST reasons for doing so. Two that stand out:

My brain went instantly to Clannad's baseball game, for sure. Even though the Steven Universe episode had a lot more of FLCL's baseball ep in it! It's just that SU has the same capacity to make you laugh and sob uncontrollably in the span of five minutes as a series like Clannad.

Ian Jones-Quartey's going? Is he gonna finish RPG World?

I had to go see the first movie to review it for my job. 95% of the audience was teen girls decked out in Hot Topic gear, gushing over how hot Johnny Depp is. I think there's your answer.

To help the Hatter, Alice steals a time-travel device from Time himself, personified by Sacha Baron Cohen as a man-machine hybrid with an Eastern European accent.

So, basically, Kentucky is asking, "How is babby formed??"

I think you've nailed it.

Truly, we can all learn much from this simple wisdom. Let's all go be baristas in Christ Odin whoever together.

A loser who appears to have created their Disqus account entirely to come on this post and talk about how awful Kesha is and how Dr. Puke is being falsely accused because women are always lying about rape! That's not sad or pathetic or anything.

Until 1408 came along….

Wait…Kendra was a barista? When did this happen, like, three months ago or something?

He'll have two chickens.

Watching this episode, it occurred to me that this is the first time I've seen three different TV shows mourn the same character because they're the same canon-universe.