Thank you so much for reminding me of this video (below) that I used to link people to when I wanted to mess with their heads back in the day.

*Is one of those people who has a private profile because of weirdos online*

I haven't done a playthrough of Zelda 3 in a while, but I feel like the next time I do, I should totally try out all these strategies you guys are using.

No, fuck it. I want you to die, you little shit!

Every time someone makes a snide comment about people "still" using LiveJournal, I make another post to my fifteen-years-old-and-counting, still active journal + friends list.

Dude. I was just talking about how peafowl make great guard animals because they're so territorial, but screw those fancy turkeys—I want a guard Moldorm! I mean, as long as some kid doesn't show up with a sword, I'm golden, right?

In the lightning, in the RAAAAIN!

Everything you said is why I always go into EXTREME RAGE MODE every time I have to tackle Mu!

There are three levels I always flash back to, two from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and one from Illusion of Gaia. Neither Zelda one is a water level, surprisingly. The Gaia one is, though.

Dude, calm down. Hang onto your little gonads and strife.

I am so glad that someone saved me from having to make this comment.

"What's Opera, Doc?" was totally a historical documentary!

Little did we know, Kendra actually put the melted gold on her lips.

I doubly can't take him seriously with all the self-upvoting.

I like the books (been reading them since the 1990s) and the show, and I totally agree with you. I'm so sick of people talking about how "real and accurate" ASoIaF/GoT are when they're anything but. Maybe pick up an actual history book sometime, yo.

But did God order the Whopper while he was at Burger King, or is the Whopper's presence in the story not at all related? I HAVE BURNING QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ANSWERED, AND THIS EX-DRUGGIE GUY IS NOT CUTTING THE MUSTARD.

Oh my god. Next time I'm in the area, I'm totally swinging by campus and doing that if the bibles are out.

Careful, now!

That is brilliant. I'm going to have to remember that for next time someone is a jerk about trying to hand me a bible.

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