I seriously just said "The celery stalks at midnight" when my partner asked me what veggie I wanted with dinner tonight, before coming to this post.

"I want to complain about WhalePrintPants! They told me a movie might be too much for my kids, and I showed it to them anyway…and WPP was RIGHT and had the nerve to bring up the movie again at work!"

I feel sorry for RJDeal's nephews. That kind of "shielding the kids" never works out well.

I read the book so much as a child that it remains the only novel where I can still quote entire long sections from memory. I still have my original copy, though it is literally falling apart. I also first saw the film as a kid, and again as an adult, and loved it equally both times, in different ways. Like you said,…

Pssst, Blevins, it's Aivi, not Alvi. An I, not an L. An Eye, not an Elle.

Two-part long-winded reply!

Is that what they call "the good old days"? I might could get into politics more if it involved physical violence.

I'm pretty much only browsing the comments on this article to downvote every single thing "MackDAD" posts. Always hate to be reminded that we have some terrible people on this site, lurking amongst all the decent AVC commenters.

Upvoting for the condoning of kicking politicians in the nuts.

Why NOT Zoidberg?

My partner and I finally sat down and watched Assventure Time this past weekend because we hate ourselves, and it takes place on "Sinn's" 18th birthday. I appreciated that they did a switch-up with the guy being "barely legal" instead of a girl, but there were no saving graces to the actual video: the trailer…

This article could've contained nothing but the word "Lapis" five hundred times and I'd have been squealing.

I don't care if she's "innocent" in this matter—Rachael Ray is a piece of shit, so I've been laughing my ass off at this whole situation.

TAG YOUR SPOILERS, PEOPLE! Jeez!

Bless you both for this thread. Praise Alvis!

I was going to post this if someone else hadn't. Definitely Prince's best TV "appearance" ever!

When I realized what was happening in "Everything's Jake" I don't think I stopped grinning for a good ten minutes after the episode was already over.

If my feed is any indication, that's exactly what's going on.

YEEEESSSSS

Sad upvote.