Or the next [adult swim] TV series.

I'd rather drive 70 miles to work than live in a place I hate just because it's close to my house! (And I have actually driven 70 miles to work, so I'm not fibbin'. The price of gas was STILL cheaper than the rent I'd have had to pay to live closer to work. And I enjoy driving, unlike a lot of other people.) :D

I just like seeing the inside of houses. It's why I play on Zillow a lot.

When Adam asked Kara out, I said out loud, "You don't wanna go there, Kara. Worst mother-in-law EVER." She didn't listen.

That is a brilliant point! Too bad such a story move would involve more effort than Fellowes seemed to be willing to put in.

GODDAMMIT DAISY WILL YOU JUST GO WILT SOMEWHERE AND DIE

ARRRRGH Ygritte. The sad part is that the TV series version is less annoying than her book version. Yet she was nevertheless so irritating that I still wanted to smack her every time she opened her mouth on the show. I cheered for that arrow.

If you're just trying to get from Point A to Point B and are not worried about killing and finding everything, big mazes like Mt. Kress and Mu can be aggravating enough to just find your way out of. But toss in the completionist kick? I did my best to memorize my way through all those big levels as quickly as I could,…

Now that we're approaching the final days of (the U.S. run) Downton Abbey, I think I've done enough serious discussion of the show to share a dumb little anecdote.

I am two weeks late to this thread, and it was so worth the wait.

I had to Google it because it's been yeeeeeaaaaars, but you're right—there is definitely hair-blowing involved in the Diamond Mine level to get Red Jewels! The one I missed that "required" me starting over was outside a little house at a place called Oakton, at Diamond Coast, where Kara is talking to a dog named…

I played it pre-Internet-having days, but I had the manual that came with it that told where to find the jewels. Oh my god, I remember missing one of the jewels (Diamond Coast) because I just forgot to go to its location…and then realizing it was impossible to go BACK to that location for it. As a completionist, I…

*Has flashbacks to similar-but-not-identical situation with Mordecai at Muscle Man's wedding in Regular Show*

Luckily, 8, 0, and 5 are holding strong, due to all the appearance royalties they receive from kids realizing they can make their calculators display semi-naughty words.

From what I read, it was that he couldn't have charges brought against him because the statute of limitations had passed, I believe? Like, he didn't deny he did it, but he also didn't have to worry about getting arrested when he confessed.

It's never a bad time to 'bate to anal, joker.

The talent's not awful, but it definitely ain't what it used to be. People with Henson just don't have the good manners to stop dying. Or occasionally hooking up with underage boys.

Serve cold penis? That would be so uncivilized! A proper member is served piping hot or not at all!

The twist is that the evil doll bites off penises? That might actually make it worth a watch. At the dollar theater.

I'm not sure any horror is allowed to use "Total Eclipse of the Heart" after what Dead Snow 2 did with it. There's probably a law or something.