Upvoted to show solidarity for upvoting the hatred of Caillou. I saw five minutes of an episode once when forced to watch my sister's kid while sister went to get plastered at the hotel pool. The grating voice of the narrator alone is seared into my nightmares.

Thanks. I take comfort in the fact that by now he's nearly sixty and not in the best of health.

I did a decade ago, but it doesn't stop him using the Internet trying to find me and posting creepy shit about me. I've had people I haven't spoken to in years tell me that he's been trying to trick info out of them about me to this day. Search engines are a great and terrible invention.

Coffee shops of the U.S. sure agree! I used to do a weekly hangout with friends where we would try a new shop each week. The first person to ID a Garden State song playing over the speakers would have their next drink paid for by the rest of the group. Someone got free coffee pretty much every week. Those places knew e…

Ugh, yes. My real-life stalker, a firm Trump supporter who preaches on his Facebook how important it is to kill all nonwhites and Jews, posts a photo of a new assault rifle/semi-auto every month. I have no idea how he can own these when he's not even allowed near federal buildings (or where he gets the money since he…

Yech. My family would totally pull this shit on me. Because they LOVE gossip, drama, and being the center of attention without being the "villain." Casually outing someone's "dirty" secret would earn them all three in one go, and I'd be the bad guy for getting upset over it, in their eyes.

Every time you post that photo, I have to go play Minecraft. I'm starting to think Mojang and the Cult of Scientology are in cahoots.

I wasn't really invested in Rosalind or her relationship with Coulson, so when she bit it I just rolled my eyes and said, "Pointless character death meant to tug the audience's heart-strings in a super-cheap way? Oh, right, Joss Whedon's name is on this series, isn't it. Someone's kissin' up."

Yeah, it pisses me off that we reward sameness and punish anyone who we feel is "different." Which usually means "wrong skin color, wrong culture, and OMG that's not really a name, is it?! Why can't everyone in the world just name their kids John and Sue like nooormal people?!"

When Gonzo looks at the smashed melons below and quips that he could
easily become a fruit smoothie, the two scientists brutally correct him:
“More like a flesh-and-blood smoothie.”

Miss Piggy gorges on the cocaine and gets super-slim. Hijinks ensue. Is there also an ocelot?

Hehe…"engines." I see what you did there.

Yeah, that's like the first place I look whenever I enter any room. Of course, the fact that I'm very short may have something to do with where my eyes land.

Oh, yeah, freshly trimmed! I do enjoy a lovingly manicured bush, you know.

my neighbor's mom is making $98 HOURLY on the internet

Stephen King, a urologist and one of my go-to guys on all things dick.

I somehow missed out on seeing your avatar/name all this time, and now that I've noticed it, I'm your biggest fan. *Puts on her costume of Dorothy's green Nightingale dress, stands up, applauds politely*

Falling through the floor in Oblivion was my bane, and console commands like /tcl (AKA toggle collision for y'all out there who don't use the commands) on PC were the only thing to save my sanity when that kind of shit happened. Falling through the world freaks me right the fuck out. I once committed suicide by…

I definitely still admit that you can have more fun breaking games than by playing them as they're "meant" to be played! I get so annoyed at publishers like Blizzard who actively punish gamers for discovering loopholes that make things less tedious. These days, it seems like I only hear about fun glitches after…

I may or may not have threatened to put an axe through the monitor during the endless scroll of our recent Star Wars Week. What fresh bullshit was that? I even Googled trying to figure out what that kind of presentation was called so I could bitch about it in one of the bitching threads. I hate running into that…