And yours to me as well! Now we are all one big happy dysfunctional family who only occasionally beat each other senseless. But seriously, false apologies and false apology acceptances aside, you've got issues. Drop the sockpuppet account, drop the shitty attitude, and see some kind of professional about your awful…

I'm kinda proud of my partner, because he has the bad habit of sticking with things he hates no matter how much time it wastes. He actually gave up on Destiny over the spring and has stayed away ever since. I never played it, so I can only guess at the horrors (or perhaps boredom) that it would take to push even an…

Pretending I didn't explain what the original post meant and how I tweaked it to eliminate misunderstanding? Oh, please DO keep playing the victim here. It's not like anyone else can read the thread and see what actually transpired—oh, wait.

You miiiiiiiight want to re-read my comment, because what you're responding to is not what I said. Not sure where you're getting that the fandom made me stop watching the show.

Man, I REALLY need to add that show to my watch list. Everything I hear about it just makes it more interesting.

The way some major fans act in these comments, I'm glad I decided to give up on following any sort of TWD fandom, outside of this site, after last season. Some of the hostility has been mind-boggling. It's just a freakin' TV series!

You have made my day with that quote.

I've been smiling every time I hear about that. And rolling my eyes that apparently Italian-Americans are complaining that celebrating indigenous peoples takes away their "one" Italian-themed U.S. holiday. (And here I thought every day was Italian Appreciation Day, what with Italian food and Italian last names being…

July is my birth month, and I could not be more miserable during that time of the year. I actually moved my official birthday celebrating to October because it is, as you say, the best month, while July is pure shit.

The most rural of rural Alabama—where the most complimentary thing you could say of the place was "at least we're not rural Mississippi."

WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO ABOUT ME

Bless your heart, as they say in the U.S. South. I think you're the one who might have some backside bruising.

Oh, yeah, most of the places I've lived have been pretty rural, as in "nearest grocery store is an hour's drive down a series of one-lane red dirt roads" so it makes sense automatic would be king there.

The surprise is that the odor of Rocky Mountain Oysters cooking is actually pretty good.

She also hasn't proven that *I'm* D.B. Cooper, and so my true identity remains safe for another day.

That's a smart move! I hope you can find a way to work it out for the road test. You've probably already looked into it, but the office that issues the test might have some advice. One of my cousins lived in an area where they let people use a spare public works vehicle for the road test. Though the candidate would…

I would have said "Roll for Initiative" but I like your answer better if it's a cattle prod. A cattle prod involves more violence! /Missy

Haha! Hell, *I* can't believe the way some Americans use English, especially having spent years living in the parts of the Deep South as seen in Deliverance.

I'm not even going to ask what you're getting at with the "child" stuff, because that sounded kiiiiiiinda condescending, bro. Heh. I hope this isn't going to be the second time this week that I have to educate an adult on the fact that the usage of a language is NOT universal everywhere it's spoken.

Hesitant upvote for username/comment synergy.