Shit, I grew up in a village of under 100 people, and there were three goddamn churches. Two are still there, and are across the street—more of a paved path—from each other. The third was in an unused part of a farmer's field (this was the "black church" as in, "the church where them colored people go" because we're…

I do believe Junji Ito made a manga called Gyo about that. He must have stayed over at your relatives' house too.

Oh god, I feel you. We have huge wolf spiders around here, and the even huger (and more freaky-looking) huntsman spiders. A month after moving here, I found one of those huntsman fuckers in the kitchen with a legspan bigger than my hand. And I'm a severe arachnophobe. D: First time in my life I was confronted with…

This always confused the heck out of me. Finding a vet for mine back in the day was a "fun" experience in a rural area. I miss that cable-eating bastard.

Only an hour into my Saturday, and I already need a change of underwear.

Yeah, I'm confused as hell by their comment too. Spirited Away was about as sexual as watching paint dry on a humid day. Fortunately, it was far more entertaining than watching paint dry on a humid day!

Damn. I don't even own a pirate-y hat!

We actually had our own variant of an 8-Track bot on an IRC channel I used to frequent. The resulting conversations were every bit as amusing as you might imagine.

I like Regular Show, but definitely roll my eyes from time to time at the dudebroness running rampant. I feel ya. But not in the naughty way. Unless that's your thing.

Can you watch older eps of Gravity Falls online? Like, preferably legally? I'd like to give the show a shot, but I've never seen any of it so I'd need to start from the ground up!

I WISH I could scratch the inside of my throat. Some asshole gave me strep last week, and this tickling cough is driving me fucking nuts.

The timing of this is great, because just a few weeks ago, a faction called "Juggle Elves" were added to the great Erfworld webcomic (a playful pop culture parody/satire sort of story). Thanks to that, I went from not knowing a goddamn thing about ICP fandom to knowing just enough for this article to make sense. And…

NO.

They're all in jail.

Best game ever! I always* win!

We can like BOTH groups! :D *I* sure do.

early-90s dance acts where a girl sings the hook & a guy raps & tries to act tough.

Honestly? If you want Jem to become big potatoes, you'd probably have to get a lot more men into it. Hasbro didn't give a shit about icky-gross-cootie-female My Little Pony fans for years after G1. I still remember all their broken promises that had the online pony fandom incensed in G2 and G3, and how they ignored…

When you hit level 15, you can weapon/skill swap, and it makes combat even more fun. Feel free to hit me up if you have any questions about the game! Except for PVP. I've…never actually been to Cyrodiil. I was gonna when I hit veteran rank, but then I got busy exploring the next alliance when I finished the main quest…

ESO has been eating up all my free time since beta, and I have NO regrets!