The gimmick accounts on this site just keep getting stranger and stranger. *Removes tongue from cheek*

Oh, thank god.

Yeah, I get that. For me, it's the side effect of the burping, though the belches do kind of get on my nerves. I think I'd really like the show from what I've seen, but something about the spittle that comes out when Rick burps triggers my nausea reflex. I'm laughing my ass off at the dialogue until that happens, then…

Umm…this is an old comment, so I'm guessing you've got this figured out by now. Sooooo…I just came here because you upvoted one of my comments, and as soon as I saw your Beatonriffic username and avatar, I had to tell you how in love with them I am.

Nah, Flami just needs to configure their sarcasm detector. I think it's gone out of whack.

I was actually surprised that the comments on the furry article weren't NEARLY as judgmental as I feared! That probably says something about the rest of the Internet I view, sadly. Still, though, there was definitely some side-eyeing happening on my part, reading what some people were saying. And I couldn't resist…

I barely top out at around 5'2" and am very thin (under 100 lb). For some reason, this combination makes men think they can go "I bet I can pick you up with one hand!" and then do so, dragging me around like a doll despite me telling them no. I've actually had some pretty nasty injuries from random people doing shit…

Weird, I didn't think any veterans worked at my mother's office….

I like self-checkouts because I have severe anxiety disorders and interacting with as few human beings as possible is often the only thing standing between me and a public panic attack. Too bad I apparently have one hell of a magnetic field that seems to fry almost every self-checkout unit I touch halfway through.

I should mind my own business

I might sign her up for every pro-pot email newsletter available, though doing that right away might be too much of a dead giveaway. FreeStuff-ing her might be another little pleasure.

most women can't orgasm through penetration alone.

Pod 6000 was jerks!

here's only so much you can rip yourself off if you're not just doing find/replace with names, and I've never seen anyone say she did that.

The attitude of the SCP inner-circle clique is exactly why I've never submitted to that site even though I've had tons of ideas—and I'm a published author of that kind of creepy stuff! Some people just can't get off unless they're feeling superior to someone else. It would really open up the creativity of the site if…

Ted's Caving Page! That one is incredible. I also enjoyed Dionaea House back when it was going on, but it tried a little TOO hard and pulled me out of the experience a few times. Still fun. Ted's Caving Page, though….I saved all the webpages of the story so I could read it over and over again. Although that was a few…

Man, that was such a great Skyrim quest, too.

Here's my relationship with this movie: never seen it. It comes up (usually on this site) every few months. Someone says "Oh, it's so controversial!" I think, "I should go read a synopsis and see what the big deal is."

I read part of your comment as "sucking down 40 oz Mouse" and was like "Goddamn, that 12 oz Mouse guy really put on some weight."

Absolutely nails the simultaneous love for and contempt of Southern culture that only a person who has lived in the South for their entire life can understand.