I don't even care if she joins the team as a fighter or as a lunch lady! I just want to see more of Lapis not being treated miserably.

I hear this line in my head every time I walk to the bathroom.

Did we know the same drugged-out wanna-be rapper in the early 2000s?

THIIIIIIIS. I want an album of everything he's sung on the show. His intro song on last week's episode blew me away. No wonder Rose was into him.

The only Clarence bit that appealed to me was when they did a Little Nemo dream sequence. The rest of the time, I just kinda want to punch Clarence in his obnoxious little face. I hope the guy behind the series (who got himself fired for sexual assault) is proud of his creation, because I'm sure not.

Holy shit, YES.

I would give just about anything to have an upcoming arc of Steven Universe be about Lapis being freed from Jasper, joining the Crystal Gems, and learning how to be part of the group and how to live on a planet she currently dislikes. If anyone deserves a break, it's her. Your theory about Rose having sealed her to…

Upvoting all the replies in this thread just to piss off rr55. (Also because they're funny and upvote-worthy.)

I am seeing so much hate for the UG-as-Rose joke. My Steven Universe watching has been super-spotty, a re-run here and there. The show only got permanently added to the DVR last week, when we finally realized it was in a new timeslot, and THAT'S why we kept getting stuck with a jillion Teen Titans Go! re-runs every…

My other half doesn't know they're airing a bunch of G3 specials and the G1 movie as part of the season 5 kickoff. I can't wait to see his face when the recording starts off with The Princess Promenade and The Runaway Rainbow*, and ends with MLP: The Movie from 1986. MY CHILDHOOD.

I seriously used that exact sentence when trying to get a friend into the show last week. It gets great mileage.

The first time I saw an Uncle Grandpa episode, I had to hit up the old search engines to confirm it wasn't actually Jack Black.

I'm betting UG took over for the mayor so Callie could finally get a well-deserved vacation, in which she proved herself a better pilot than Razor or T-Bone.

*Dies from sudden Galaxy High flashback*

I didn't know Garnet's design was a thing either. Now I'm going to have to look this up, after seeing the entire rest of the Internet have a big discussion about it. D:

(Slightly paraphrased due to memory) "Don't worry, bro, none of this is canon." *Whips out cannon* "But this IS a cannon!"

But what does Malory know about Kickstarter?

My tastebuds probably would not care for dinner with your tastebuds and vice versa, 'cause I am seriously liking the sound of marshmallow milk!

That's a very big reason why I don't know what to think of her anymore. It could be a fascinating arc if done right and giving us deep character insights, but lately she is pretty much defined entirely by being a MurderVengeanceBot3000.

Three minutes?! You are a goddamn hero.