On one of my mule characters in ESO, I actually keep a copy of the Soul Shriven garb from the Wailing Prison, which is where you start out. Just to remember where I began. Also, now that you can dye gear, those tattered threads can get some new life breathed into 'em. I may be wearing a burlap sack with shackles, but…

Damn kids and their cosplay drama. They can all get off my lawn!

It's that goddamn "Looks like a Minecraft screenshot but isn't" picture again! That thing messes with my head every time.

Yes, Deadline, we're so diverse, with our black people and our yellow people and our brown people taking up a fairly insignificant, but still obviously too large, percentage of all available media! And we have SO many American shows starring red people, too, it's just too much! I hate that I can easily see myself and…

So he'll finally reveal Cora's secret identity as Jack the Ripper, while young Robert bumbles around completely oblivious as to why she keeps turning up to their courting dinners covered in blood?

There are not enough upvotes in the world.

I would actually pay Martin to let me rewrite all the Daenerys chapters. Such potential for an interesting storyline going to waste.

Yeah, they got a bit too gratuitous with the violent humor for me sometimes, but I usually laughed just as hard at Comedy Central's episodes as I did at the Cartoon Network reruns of the originals. (I didn't really get to watch Futurama on FOX because our rabbit ears wouldn't pick up the station and we didn't have…

Yeah, that was some of the shittiest cosplay I've seen in a video that makes ad money, and I've been doing anime cons since "cardboard box" cosplay was the latest cosplayer controversy. (Personally, I don't care how your costume is made as long as you have fun wearing it, but anime cosplay has elitists like every…

Ooh. I like this idea!

I love "Parasites Lost", but I get kinda annoyed at it for a stupid reason. Which is that I would murder my grandpa to have that kind of "parasitic"—more like symbiotic—affliction. (Good thing both grandpas are already dead.) I always want to shout at the screen, "Here! I have a broken husk RIGHT HERE that you can…

….I somehow forgot about that line. I think I've found my voicemail message.

There's a "not of this world" symbol? Am I going to regret Googling it and its "history"? (The answer is always yes.)

*Goes back to "Weird Al" Yankovic's Epic Rap Battle Of History video* https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I think we're supposed to call them "differently-abled" now.

Exactly—it's just more lazy writing to build tension and drive home the point that the Alexandrians have about as much apocalypse common sense as a senile chicken. It could be handled so much better…which has pretty much been my slogan for this show lately.

Egad! Who knew that someone called nipple_twister would so brutally twist nipples?!

Nipple_Twister Clarkson sure is mad at you! Well, I guess now that he's out of a job, he's got time on his hands to flame the A.V. Club, eh?

I cheered out loud at this. Good thing I'm by myself right now.

Bingo. The stuff we call "art" today was just pop culture centuries ago.