My worst nightmare: an all-Friends "greatest hits" album by The Rembrandts.

We will NEVER escape that damn song. NEVER. NEEEVVVEEERRRRR!!!!

The Rembrandts deserve so much better than to be remembered for "that Friends song".

Agree to disagree, then! (Mostly because my first comment was intended to be kinda silly and not too serious, so I'm just not in a mindset for a lot of thinky serious discussion.) Way I see it, if characters usually call ghosts in ghost media what they are—ghosts, and monsters in monster media what they are—monsters,…

Never underestimate the steadily-declining attention span of the kiddies that now make up the Internet. I posted a comment half the length of the one above last month, and the first two responses were "Too long, not reading this." Only with much worse spelling. My heart blackened and died a little more that day.…

I do know the origins of the word, but it has become the modern pop culture term for them. So it seems ridiculous that in all these modern-day zombie settings, no one ever wants to invoke the term outside of Zombieland. I mean, TWD is set in a world where we have the Portal video game series which Glenn mentions…

I think that's a totally valid view—I just don't have enough faith in the show's writers to credit them for doing anything remotely deep like that with the characters. So I might as well complain about casseroles going to waste in the zombie apocalypse, because I'm exhausted of complaining about shoddy writing. (I…

Personally, I suspect someone's been lacing the Alexandrians' food with a drug to induce situational stupidity long before Rick's crew showed up. Especially if Deanna didn't listen to Gabby-boy's rambling rant and immediately think, "This dude's brain has more bananas than an entire Chiquita orchard." So much for…

The show sure isn't making much attempt at subtlety with its "us vs them" theme. Argh, this show.

/Farnsworth

*Standing ovation*

Out of many things to complain about in this episode/season, here's what made me go bonkers, haha: Deanna just left Carol's casserole out there?! The freakin' apocalypse is on, and you're wasting food.

That sounds awesome and has the potential to be a compelling storyline with lots of moral grey areas that would prove extremely interesting to explore.

They've definitely taken steps to atone for the travesty that was Lori actually telling another woman to stay in the kitchen and "let the men handle things".

I cheered inwardly when I realized that female and nonwhite was going to be the setup for the scene. Incredibly refreshing, and I actually can't remember another point in my life where I've seen that in media that wasn't written/drawn by my friends or me.

And I doubt that whoever is carving those letters into human foreheads cares all that much about their penmanship.

For those people, it's not a drama—it's a feel-good mystery romp! The mystery being "Are they going to do it yet? Now? How about now?" And cheering if it finally happens! The "it" of course being suicide. Because cheering teen sex will probably land you on a list somewhere.

The blame doesn't lie with you, but with your generation; we all know only men used the Internet in Springfield back in the 1910s because it was deemed far too unseemly for the less "rough" genders, after all.

Oh, wow. If I discovered AVC meetups in my area, I'd probably spend the whole thing too terrified to actually speak up. I keep feeling like an uneducated bumpkin surrounded by PhD holders on this site. You guys are so sharp, I get papercuts from your hellos!

Seriously! She has fucking dragons. DRAGONS. And an army. And people who would cut off their own dangly bits for her. And she does virtually NOTHING with all that. In the last book, it seemed like even the author was getting fed up with it, what with the dragons going through their "where's mom?" teen angst and…