Well, that goes without saying. It's how we say "I love you" around here.

Completely off-topic, but you have what may be the best Disqus name I've seen yet. *Tears of joy*

The guy behind Animal Crackers is also the guy behind the long-running webcomic The Dreamland Chronicles. It's pretty good, for a family-friendly comic, once you get past the shiny computer rendering look. It's kinda surreal to see the guy ending up on other sites for this movie, when he's always going to be "that…

Upvoted for "SUCK IT, YOU IGNORANT FUNDAMENTALIST FUCKS."

Hmm….Is your youngest son named "Behindless Chaps", or just "assless chaps, jr"?

Upvoting for Fringe mention.

He'll be too busy trying to keep his balls from melting off in the "lovely" Southern summer heat. I attended a summer concert at Wolf Trap a few years ago. NEVER AGAIN.

I actually just shared a story upthread of friends doing just this, only with maximum booze and fake fart noises. Great likes think a mind.

I have some friends who went to see the first Twilight film at one of those drinkin' theaters, where they got liquored up an hour before, then spent the whole film making fart noises at (in)appropriate times. It is the only time in history I've regretted not going to see that movie.

Buy a ticket to a movie you actually want to see/have already seen, and then sneak into the 50 Shades of Shit theater so it doesn't get a cent of your money!

I like how you had to specify that it was two different couples fuckin'.

I grew up in the Deep South, and I didn't learn that Brazil nuts weren't actually called N— Toes until I was in my early twenties.

I grew up in the Deep South, still live in what's technically "the South" until life circumstances allow me to finally leave this part of the country.

"It's funny, but is it going to get them off their tractors?"

Someone mentioned The Big O. You are now my new best friend.

No one can kill the unborn future heir like O'Brien!

I didn't realize it until I started listing off all the characters who needed to GTFO in my head, haha.

Hmm…Cora being on something might explain a few things! I still can't quite shake my headcanon of her being Jack the Ripper, though. (She was in London in 1888 when the murders were taking place, and seeing as the rest of the family ignores her, she needs something to occupy her time and vent her stress when people…

(I love reading this site's reviews, but I have to get to bed, so this comment is coming before I have time to read the post. Sorry if I parrot anything!)

Or I could call you an asshole right now for free! Mind you, you won't get any Internets with this limited one-time offer.