As we like to say around here, there's a reason they're named Cox. Because that's what they suck.

Hell, I moon Randy even when differing opinions AREN'T a factor!

I too enjoy having Five Guys in my mouth.

Sure, Area Man is excluded, because he's a total jackass anyway, but what about Florida Man?

Shit, man, I am not NEARLY high enough for this level of philosophy.

I love the Internet, and I love the things people create to make my Internet-browsing more convenient, and I love the Grimaces who share these things so I can try them out!

Which I use! And yet, Weird Al video still autoplays. I love the song, but only when *I* choose when it plays.

Every single time I see that top photo, I think it's a Minecraft screenshot.

Nope—autoplay. *Sobs*

Someone put on this awful movie at a Christmas party last month. I'll never get those minutes and hours of my life back, and I'm out for bloody revenge.

Takes after daddy.

Yo, Baldy! You gonna write about that time in NYC a few years ago? When you invited yourself into the cab that a friend of mine had just flagged down, only to take off at the destination, leaving my friend stuck paying the entire fare?

I love you handling this with class, so have an upvote!

That's some DAMN fine coffee.

I most humbly accept, and apologize that I didn't make it to the thread to comment earlier! Your tireless, brave wading through the comments has paid off. :)

I also use this line (constantly), but thank Zoidberg Jesus, my friends are a cultured bunch who are aware that there's more to Futurama than "bite my shiny metal ass!"

*Kneels before Zod*

I used to live in Pittsburgh, and I always thought "notoriously shitty" was supposed to be the default description for restaurants there.

Like I said to a friend when we were discussing Bourdain's douchiness vs Andrew Zimmern's douchiness: "Bourdain is a douche who still genuinely cares about people. Zimmern is just a douche."

Zimmern is a massive dickhead when the cameras aren't rolling. That definitely carries over into his shows. I used to like Bizarre Foods, but stopped watching it even before I learned about "the real Zimmern", entirely because of how rude and mean-spirited the show was. I mean, even the name is pretty offensive when…