Stone-cold sober, actually. It was early enough in the party that no one had bothered to break out so much as a beer yet, but we'd just finished dinner and were ready for dessert. So it wasn't a "foods taste better when you're starving" thing either. Believe me, no more was more surprised than I! I only did it on a…

I've made bacon chocolate chip cookies with maple glaze for a Super Bowl party—using a recipe I found online and didn't invent, so yeah, totally a thing.

I will only tune in if a sketch features J.K. Simmons as Cave Johnson as Tenzin.

Like I said elsewhere, the most amazing thing about this episode was the return of Colbert. And that's on top of all the mind-blowing awesomeness that was this special. I can't wait for my partner to get bored of playing Destiny so we can watch the epilogue on the big TV. I want to join the staff for this show just so…

Charles Martinet is a phony. In my world, "Captain" Lou Albano will always be Mario.

Good strategy! I wasn't all that creative with playing with skills and spells, so I think my go-to was to cast something super-powerful and then have Gogo Mimic it.

When I had all that spare time of adolescence that is sadly nonexistent now, I leveled my mains up to 99 before doing the final battle the first time. That didn't last long—I only have so much patience for the type of grinding it took. On the plus side, I did eventually get TWO Economizers off the dinos for my two…

But really, what else would one expect from this crowd?

I'm reading Trout's takedown right now! It's the only way I'd ever be able to stomach such bad writing.

Oh, baby, now you've got me all tingly in the nethers.

Challenge accepted.

For me, it's definitely "Bark" too. Because I grew up with a sister that I would happily trade away for a pack of gum even today, but I still mourn the deceased pets. (Though I'm more inclined towards the feline and equine persuasions.)

Of COCK.

Dear lord, that sounds like artery-clogging heaven.

Secret of Mana and FF6: two of my absolute favourite games that make me want to rip my hair out with some of the grinding. Now I'm having flashbacks to grinding Brachiosaurs for Ribbons and Economizers. *Shudder* I never utilized the raft-ride leveling trick as much as I could have, though.

Noooot when all the spare income is going to medical costs, I'm afraid. Though at the rate Netflix is dropping good shows, maybe I can someday convince my roommate to cancel his account and invest in discs instead.

Oh, god. Do NOT get me started on my rage for [as] shows not being on services like Netflix! Due to Cartoon Network's shitty advertising for their own original shows, there are episodes and entire short series I missed out on seeing and have never gotten to see since because they're not on Netflix or [as] or anywhere…

Sonic doesn't do breakfast all day anymore? That tells you how long it's been since I've been there. Dang, that just leaves Subway. I loves me their breakfast flatbread.

Breakfast offerings are pretty much the only thing I like at burger places. Places like McD's might actually get my business if they offered breakfast all day. My wallet and my belly are glad they don't.

Yeah. That is EXACTLY why they're flooding us with McFarlane reruns, all while not realizing they're ultimately shooting themselves in the foot. You can watch reruns of that syndicated stuff on half a dozen channels, but there's only one place to get your, say, Venture Bros. or Metalocalypse—or even Squidbillies,…