Two years is basically time served. And the prosecutors and the judge are out there saying that this will help “heal” the community

The judge basically had more sympathy for the killer.

Seven fucking years for taking someone’s life in an act of panic and cowardice, when her job was to train cops not to panic and hold their shit together.

our public safety and law enforcement system is designed to select and brutalize “bad people” (and tends to know ‘em when they see ‘em

It would take the perfect storm of captured screenshots and already compromised login info related to those captured screenshots for anyone to take advantage of this security flaw. You’d also have to be the kind of person who installs shady apps on their phone in the first place and I doubt there is much overlap…

Cool... so they have a screenshot of some random authenticator codes but no username or password or any way to control which codes they screenshot. Forgive me if I’m willing to wait for google to update the app in a few days with a fix.

just shut up. You weren’t going to buy one anyways. Everybody on Jalopnik talks about how they would buy a brand new car, but only if the automakers sold it with their specific options, and then they use that as excuse to not buy a car they weren’t actually going to buy in the first place.

Holy fuck. Reading the linked article is chilling. Residents are allowed concealed carry WITHOUT ANY PERMIT OR TRAINING. This law would extend this to non-residents as well. This is so mind boggling that I feel like I’m missing something.

His thinking is probably something along the lines of “the gun lobby needs a Thunberg.... Here’s my grandbaby!”

You just know Grandpa Cracker would lose his shit if he saw a girl wearing a hijab open carrying...

Don't be so blind. These folks know them deers are all radical Mooselims. Vigilance! 

The first few after Twin XL should have a single figure on it that signifies “Single, but optimistic.”

Yeah. Rule number one of corporate communication is to leave no embarrassing paper trail.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Meanwhile in conservative states:

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

No, but you could fit a whole crapload of 128Gb microSD cards in there.

For that you rent (preferably anonymously) server space that is encrypted with your public GPG key in a foreign country that has very strict privacy laws like Norway.

Make one of them miracle whip. I can't possibly be the only one who grew up in a split household.