I once made a friend cry because I hit a raccoon. We were on the interstate, raccoon coming from the left, cars behind and to my right, so I gently applied my brake (it was all I could do) and ended up hitting the thing. Told her I valued our lives more than that of a raccoon.

Are their handcuffs broken?

Especially when you can see some in the picture above.

As far as non-verbal cues, how does continuing to hang out naked translate?

to your mom last night

The flu/cold distinction was lost long before that comment was made.

Don’t forget “men reported.” Maybe get some actual data instead of just what someone claims as this isn’t reliable enough to really stand up as evidence.

I just get “HMM. WE CAN’T SEEM TO FIND THE PAGE YOU’RE TRYING TO REACH.”

I just get “HMM. WE CAN’T SEEM TO FIND THE PAGE YOU’RE TRYING TO REACH.”

What about the deaf? One of my friends is deaf and the only thing that saved her from getting hit by an electric car was a seeing eye dog that has since died. Any sound is better than none.

He definitely is, but we live in Illinois. Take what you can get.

How I wish I didn’t live here...
(Illinois)

Zombieland

Not sure I’m down with Corpo, does Globo-Como-Homo-Judeo work?