C’mon man, I’m at work! I’m gonna just sit at my desk complaining that the lack of changing the air filters is causing my eyes to water.

Sometimes it’s political (literally and figuratively). Like, I can’t really unfriend my father-in-law because my MIL uses his account to look at my personal photos and she’d raise a fuss (which, okay, get your own account, but whatever), BUT he posts horrible conservative bullshit memes so he’s been unfollowed…

credit where it’s due http://www.theroot.com/youre-welcome-white-people-alabamas-black-voters-just-1821242801

If Trump truely did write that tweet he must be on downers and vodka or something because it totally doesn’t sound like him. The grammar just isn’t right (or well I mean it actually is right, which is wrong), and the sentences too long.

I look forward to all the thinkpieces tomorrow about how the GOP needs to understand the concerns and needs of black women if it expects to win any more elections.

I’m 90% sure that Trump’s tweet after was written by either a lawyer or an intern. He’s probably off throwing a temper tantrum somewhere.

That’s awesome! I’m glad your dad is doing okay.

The lesson: Do not fuck with Horse Twitter.

It’s been a bad day for San Francisco but a great one for the country...thank you Alabama.

Damn it feels good to watch the GOP get more L’s than Cool James.

Watching everyone mercilessly dunk on Steve Bannon on TV and Twitter right now is the highlight of my day.

Roy Moore is a loser. Donald Trump is a loser. Steve Bannon is a loser. Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan are losers.

1. Thank you, black voters in Alabama. You fully saved the day.

And now the Democrats are going to have to spend money to defend Alabama in the future! No more free Republican seat! Bonus!!

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

On Friday night my dad came through his first heart attack at 77 way better on the other side and now this.

Hell Yeah! Suck it Nazis!

Holy shit.

LOL TRUMP TAKE THE L YOU FAT FUCK