Look closely, she’s aging. You know who has done a great job of not though? Cate Blanchett (47-ish) and Julianne Moore (52-ish).

I read that as grouper, and was not surprised either way.

Just so everyone’s aware, Gwen Stefani doesn’t talk to me either.

Exactly. Not only is it incredibly tricky to apply sunscreen near your eyes without causing hours of discomfort and watery eyes, but I’ve never encountered a sunscreen that doesn’t say to avoid the eye area. And I have yet to find a proper sunscreen made for the eye area. Since I live at high altitude, I wear…

oh god yes, sunscreen in the eyes SUCKS!

I understand the reasoning here, but I’ll stick with sunglasses and a hat, thanks. Sooner or later (probably sooner), that sunscreen will mix with sweat, get in my eyes, and render me effectively blind until I can stop and clear it.

One thing I mentioned in the discussions we had in here (and I recommend the JJ reviews to everyone, Siede is in great form and the Disqus-era comments are still there) was the significance of Jones’ power, despite the fact that it’s inconsistent and she doesn’t really use it much. Men cannot physically intimidate…

You can’t really go wrong with a montage of Jessica drinking, being surly, and roughing people up, accompanied by a Heart song. Not sure what this season in all about, but I’m in.

Nah, Pence is just back there using 99.9% of his brainpower trying to convince himself that he’s straight.

Pence’s head: “I’m going to up the dose of his daily poison another ounce. This is taking too long.”

Internal monologue:

“gwab dem by da pussthy”

Even his teeth are like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Yes! Go NBC. Now all they have to do is drop Mayo Kelly, and add the lovely Tamran Hall again ‘n we good.

This! Doing this is how you both CYA and get stuff done when you work with Execs. If you NEED them to DO something, then BLUF [Bottom Line Up Front] and put [ACTION] in the subject line. And if you use Outlook, use voting buttons, they are trainable monkeys that like pushing buttons. Give them what they want, you get…

Beautiful advice, thank you!

Twitter has actively made the world a worse place.

>Fuck Twitter. Fuck Twitter so much.

I was so down this morning with the impending tax bill pass, uplifted by the Flynn news, but I’m really sad that much of the focus has shifted from the horrible repercussions of this bill.

Agreed. Get this gap-toothed ham-faced fuck the fuck out of D.C. and into a job selling used cars where he belongs.