Guys, c’mon. It’s not at all about the money or the rounding up of migrants and people fleeing their countries. It’s really about all the fresh blood that the ICE concentration camp guards decant from the young children they’ve rounded up and send to Peter by the 55 gallon drum. He needs it to stave off the ravages of…

You can’t be forced into an HOA if you purchased your house before one formed in your community. This is a case of “should’ve talked to a lawyer” or “used common sense”.

They chose to live in an HOA community. You can’t choose to live somewhere because other people are told what they can and can’t have on their lawns/houses and then bitch that (shock!) they’re held to the same busybody standard as everyone else.

Now, imagine the smell without them using the bidet...

Now, imagine the smell without them using the bidet...

Just gonna leave this here...

On the plus side, fewer people would walk around smelling like shit if they used a bidet.

On the plus side, fewer people would walk around smelling like shit if they used a bidet.

Which is worse? Donald Trump.

“Can we sell our souls...”

Welcome to the GOP’s Amerikkka. Ihre papiere, bitte!

Kamala Harris was a prosecutor. Not “one of our own”. Prosecutors have no morals, all they have is ambition and a desire for power. I wouldn’t elect one for the office of dog catcher, let alone President.

Kellyanne Conway is a racist bag of shit on the White House lawn.

Imagine giving money to a garbage person like this.

“...they don’t just get to do anything they want even when off duty/not responding.”

“With charges still pending on the subject, and if he only acknowledged his role upon seeing the security camera footage, he’s on very thin ice.”

It’s not hard to find out in the light of modern tech.

Some Republican operative was tricked, once again, by the malevolent spirit of the monkey’s paw. Only one wish remains...

Voted crack pipe, because the Hummer H3 penis extension makes a certain kind of statement about oneself.

“These are the same people who hire dominatrixes to put their testicles in vices”

1) Man, why you gotta kink-shame?
2) I prefer the spelling “dominatrices”

The “flyover states” remain flyover states. They don’t matter, as they’re solidly (though becoming less so) Republican. The swing states are the ones that matter to both parties in terms of the election. From Wikipedia:

“The consensus (As of 07/04/19) is that there will be seventeen competitive states and two…

Thus ensuring that the South shall never rise again...