It’s got two hours of battery life. Alienware reinvented the Sega Genesis Nomad for a new generation.

I had a lover who, after I managed a perfectly satisfying orgasm, would insist on trying for multiples which would only end up in sore parts and ruin the glow of the original happy ending. Sometimes more isn’t better!

But but her emails.... Hope all you fake ass “Fauxgressives” are happy. Your protest vote, staying him vote or third party vote caused this. Oh and have you learned anything? Nope. Still trying to blame everyone but yourselves. She was fucking right and rather than admit it you assholes still are gonna double down. I…

Trump and Barr are traitors and need to die in prison. The question is, how many more republicans have committed their level of crime? Dozens, hundreds, thousands?

And if you insist on a manual transmission

“Can Jesus microwave a burrito SO hot, that even he can’t eat it?”

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

I draw the line between what people are, and what they choose to do.

The real reason is that he only has part of the information needed to find the room to conduct his exit interview:

In NYC we know that button’s not connected to anything.

Great, now we need a whole new food pyramid, since mine is clearly out of date...

Diamond Hard Atheist would be a great heel for a religious-themed wrestling federation