Maybe if you hosed the kids down with hydrogen peroxide right after they get out of the pool?

And thus, fanservice porn streams are safely removed from the casual browser who might report such things.
Off topic question: who decided to eliminate the top site navigation bar? Now I have to click on the dumb icon in the upper right to see the other sites, and don’t even see top stories? This is an utterly terrible…

I know, right? I mean it’s not a concentration camp until you literally see guards goose-stepping around the perimeter in Nazi uniforms saluting Hitler. Sure, kids have been fed rancid food, forced to live in deplorable conditions, assaulted, raped, even died in custody, but that’s only how the Nazi began treating…

If you’re going to wait until they start wearing Nazi uniforms and openly gassing Hispanic immigrants, it will be too late.

You can’t beat ammonia flavored pink slime “beef” for cheap hamberders, though!

The US would never, ever falsify intelligence to destabilize governments or get us into a war *cough* Cointelpro *cough* Gulf of Tonkin *cough* Iraq war *cough* history of Latin America. It goes without saying, the Israelis would never do it either *cough* the history of Mossad *cough* the Lavon affair in 1954 to…

I biked 7 miles each way year round in upstate NY with 2 climbs and one descent on roads with no bike lanes for several years. If you’re timid and afraid to take the lane when necessary for your safety, it’s not for you. If you’re not willing or able to modify your route to avoid a very unsafe road for biking, it’s…

Economics is science applied to voodoo and wishful thinking that everyone in the economy is a rational actor.

“Or an entire generation hitting the job market with loads of debt.”

I never thought I’d say that I’ll miss Sarah Hucka-Sans, and I was right. May she always look over her shoulder in fear as she wolfs down her restaurant food that was spat upon by the entire wait staff.

Abusing a position of power to get a kid into college under false pretenses because the bribe money was used to benefit his own program makes him the least culpable? What’s next, Stanford will donate the sailing equipment to starving children?

Nothing beats the flame-broiled taste of pink slime washed in ammonia and shaped into a patty.

Is he? We’ve got a photo of Tupac shirtless in bed with Money B, and another photo of Tupac being protected by his man Mike Tyson. Now, by the transitive property, we can conclude that Mike was banging Tupac. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

No. You will never get me to eat a 2nd time at Papa Johns House of Greasy Indigestion and Dumpster Pizza.

I guess they’re going to have to deport Melania Knauss for working on a tourist visa. Lock her up! Lock her up!

If you get static from the waitstaff for ordering well done, be sure to ask for ketchup. That can send them into a conniption. Personally, I tend toward medium-well, as well done is a bit too far for me, but I don’t fault anyone for ordering their steak that way.

Minimum temperature to kill bacteria is 145° F. No two chefs cook a steak to “medium” the same, nor agree on the temperature in the center. I always order medium well for this reason alone (when the restaurant doesn’t have something I’d prefer on the menu). I’ve received steak that was clearly rare - medium rare when…

How can you throw Kellyanne Con-all-the-way under the bus like this? After all the alternate facts she brought to the table? Remember, it was she who let the American people know about the Bowling Green Massacre, when nobody in the “fake” news would! Shame! Shame!

Outside of a nuclear apocalypse hellscape or a bored high schooler in an auto mechanics shop, this seems like someone’s compensating for something...

They are more likely to escalate a situation with a POC over a white person, but don’t sell the police short, they’re equal opportunity psychopaths.