Drew said I could say “we”, so I’m going to say we.

Besides, woman only like to be soaked in Coor’s  It’s common knowledge 

Those vacuums’ll take your dick right off. You don’t wanna have sex with them.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

“I have never thought that thing I said” is pretty impressive by the admittedly already high standard of bullshit to say in insincere apologies. 

Too bad he prefers managing in the NL because having Ricky Renteria lose his job to Maddon twice would be amusing.

I think the camera was supposed to be tight on Harrelson and then Kenan so that they could start the wardrobe change on Aidy. The little panicked look to the camera when she realized it was still a wide shot was perfection.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

I’m old enough to remember when this sort of filth happened to the Astros

Gonna need a lot more Devito nudity to keep it fresh, but I think they’ll make it work

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

When I was young, my father taught me that the best way to measure a Cubs season was by the date where the team was mathematically eliminated. Make it into September? Pretty good season. Make it to the middle of September? Really good season. Make it almost to October? Spectacular season.

Reenactment of the scene

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

Sometimes the stars align just so...

All the teams thinking of signing him now have cold feet.