MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

You should learn to read.

The entire premise of Sprint’s ad campaign right now is...”Meh, we’re good enough”

I think Sprint has the worst commercials.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

There are dozens of us.

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

The Roundup News has always been a cancer for Pierce College

Sounds good, but wrong, so wrong on many levels.

The quote from his father, Michael McGlockton, is GREAT. No hugging bullshit:

Well...I guess SOME PEOPLE get to make edits after 15 minutes. Talk about privilege.

A show that’s been mentioned plenty of times on this very website due partially to the running Blake Bortles jokes.

I think the bigger story here is this writer doesn’t know about The Good Place. Where have you been the last three or four years? It’s the best show currently on television, by far.

I did fully read it and maybe my argument does suck, so my apologies. My main intent was to defend Ellen for defending her own ethos of kindness, because generally speaking I think we need more of that, but now it seems like I’m defending the actions of President Bush - probably my least favorite person of my entire…

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Anyone that makes any sort of value judgements about me, as a person, based on a piece of technology instantly ends up in the list of people whose opinion I give exactly zero fucks about, js.

Only a jerk would laugh at someone for only being able to afford a specific type of phone. Maybe don’t be a jerk.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

Possibly the only nice thing you can say Snyder is that he clearly isn’t bothered by black quarterbacks (Campbell as well)

Haskins, RG3, McNabb...wonder what the connection is?