Too soon!

This is a great point. I spend far more time reading and commenting on this site than I spend doing my actual job. Plus I’m a white man, so I’d think Spanfeller would have made me CFO or something by now.

Sloppy work. They omitted his loss to Shirtless Fat Hawaiian minutes earlier.

Fucking preach, man.

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

wait till teller here’s about this bullshit!

“36 year old in middle America that works on race cars”

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

My mom forbade sugar cereals, yet had no problem with a sugar dish in the middle of the table. My dad taught me to apply the sugar onto the top layer of cereal, carefully eat that layer, then repeat. Crunchy and so much more delicious than bare Cheerios. Somehow that got past my mom, but not my dad’s love of…

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I went to dinner with a group in college. One of the women out with us ordered a steak (already a red flag, it’s not an “order a steak” kinda joint) well done, then doused it in ketchup and displayed an alarming lack of understanding of how to use a steak knife (it’s a saw, woman! Go back and forth!). I had held a bit…

It takes only the tiniest spark of imagination to grasp the concept that, no matter where the fuck the order is normally entered and cashed out, that some minor adjustments could be made for the person to take the order at the window and still get it into the POS system properly.

Even assuming the most Byzantine POS system, this is a situation where due to some combination of poor training, low empathy, and bad management a very simple and reasonable accommodation couldn’t be made. I’m almost certain that one of their management algorithms grades on drive thru time, and this employee was…

What are the chances that the time it took the guy to write out a note would’ve been the same as just taking her order?

I wonder if the student-run part is going to be limited to the sports that aren’t necessarily regularly covered in the mainstream. BTN does something similar with their “BTN Student U” program where the schools’ production groups/programs run the production for non-revenue-producing sports (regular season baseball and…

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

I typed that out last night because I knew if I did it at work today, that I would be so worked up that I wouldn’t be able to function.  And then Barry had to be on his bullshit this morning and I ended up getting pissed off anyway.  But at least the futility of caring too much allowed me to go back and edit it down…

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

He cost us those two regular season wins, but don’t forget that he also doinked the uprights FOUR TIMES in a game the team WON.

It’s easy to forget this, given his association with the Transformers movies, that godawful Indiana Jones revival, poorly defended plagiaristic “performance art”